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ok, so that first attempt didn’t work at all. I tried to post a “Hello Kitty”. If that’s not gay enough, the first picture I successfully posted on my blog…. Boys kissing. What the hell.

So there you go. I can now post pictures too. Wow, thank you so much for motivating me Nikki. You rock! So what everyone who reads this should do, if you like pictures of boys kissing, is go here and here 

This makes me so fucking happy but also I feel a bit dated. I know we didn’t have Youtube when I was in Jr. High but… If you got caught kissing another guy, even if he was hot you just got your ass kicked. Don’t get me wrong, we had a few hot moments in the punk crew but nothing documented. It just gives me great hope for the future that guys are making out that young. I think it’s fantastic. Girls making out is cool too except if it’s that “girls gone wild” fake lesbian kissing. Real kissing is hot. I think a lot of the Emo Boy videos on you tube are people making fun of them. Yea, right whatever. It just makes me think why aren’t we teaching all our kids to kiss? This new movie 300 is about guys who fought together and slept together. I wonder if they will cover the sex part? The Battle of Thermopylae is a great example of what you can accomplish when sexuality is not an issue. OK that’s my rant. Tomorrow I will post something about hot girls.

Wow… This is Scary. I’ve never tried posting a pic before.

Ok so I looked at my web server stats for the first time and the number one page requested is the blog. Don’t ask me why. I wish I had the time to do a nice blog like Dennis Cooper’s. Here Every time I look at his blog I’m amazed at how organized and interesting it is. Another great one is William Gibson’s. Here This is a fucking cool blog too. I wish I didn’t have a crappy day job so I could learn more techy stuff and have a nice web page and blog. For now though I lurk in the background of these two amazing blogs and make plans to rip them off like crazy when I get the time. 

So this weekend Lucia is going to NY to comfort a friend in need and I am going to try and fix my web page a little better and I might even get around to learning about my blog and how it works and how to let people comment and stuff. I’ll keep you updated. 

The reason Lucia is going to NY is to visit her friend Marcia who’s husband just died. His name was Oliver Hirsch and you can read the obit here. He was really a remarkable guy. He’s featured in the documentary Sir No Sir! http://www.sirnosir.com/ which is about Vietnam War protestors within the armed forces. This film really shatters several myths about the Vietnam War and the soldiers serving in our armed forces at the time. He also worked in a mine and later at several museums and eventually opened his own business in NY doing museum quality framing. If you can, see the film. And Marcia is a beautiful girl from Brazil who gave me the best ceviche recipe ever. 

I saw this show Saturday and it was amazing! That Selene Luna is a born star. The things that girl can do with a Banana! So this weekend is your last chance to catch this incredible show. Details here…

http://www.cavernclubtheater.com/

so five or six friends have gone in there looking to buy my book and it’s never in stock. after I plugged them on my website and in the book too…some thanks that is.

So I hardly ever write in this blog because hardly anything ever happens worth mentioning. But alas, last night my car got repossessed! How exciting right?  Nope. There were no cameras like on that TV show and in fact the whole thing was incredibly boring. The weirdest thing was that I called the bank a month ago and told them I could not continue to pay and asked where to bring the car back to and they were like “We don’t do that.” So for some strange reason they insist on sending out freaky repo men to collect your car when you least expect it. In fact the repo men were not freaky at all and the whole business was a huge let down. Sorry to dissapoint…

I was expecting a huge crowd too! Like me and Lucia and maybe my cats. However Equal Writes is closing down at that location so I am shit canned again.

OK, not exactly the whole world. This weekend I will be in the San Francisco bay area doing readings. So if you’re sitting around with nothing to do please stop by and check it out. Here is the info:

Get the fuck off your fat ass and go vote bitch!

Today is the “Day of the Dead” at Hollywood Forever Cemetery. If you’ve never been you absolutely can’t miss this. To me, it’s the best LA has to offer. The most amazing Day of the Dead I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen them in Mexico City and all over Mexico. Don’t miss this! And bring some booze & cigarettes for The Ramone Brothers who are buried there. 6000 Santa Monica Blvd. Hollywood, CA 90038 More details at: http://ladayofthedead.com/