Trashorbit

OK I know I was supposed to post hot girls kissing next but I will get to that eventually. This most certainly takes priority though. This morning while I was allegedly working, I got one of those chain mails with pictures of cute painted cats like so…

Well obviously (as a cat owner) I took this to be a hoax. So, I Googled it and found out it is in fact a hoax. You can read all about it here. 

The authors of the book/hoax have a hilarious website where all kinds of people post their reactions to the painted cats. These poor people are so passionate albeit extremely misguided. You can view the site here. When I get emails that let me know I’ve just inherited thirty million dollars I always wonder how those poor con men ever find people to fall for that. Well, http://whypaintcats.com would be a great place to start. The authors also have a hilarious third book called Dancing with cats. The cover says it all.

So these people who wrote these “non-primate art” books art just hilarious. Check them out at http://monpa.com their books have given the world at least 50 gigs of hilarious web content. I should send at least the link to “Dancing with Cats” to The Cat Dancer. 

In any case all this hoax investigation led me to my all time favorite hoax ever. If it even is a hoax.

You might ask, “what’s this?” To which I would reply… “Why it’s an origami costume of a Squid for your penis of course.” ”No shit?” You would exclaim. I shit you not. I mean, if in fact Kokigami is not a hoax.  In case your wondering I presume it’s pronounced “cock” not “coke”-i-gami. That’s right friends, like origami for one’s cock. The name is the main thing that makes me think it’s a hoax but the web page is freaking hilarious. You need to go to http://www.kokigami.com/presentation/playing.html & then hover over the different tiny dick costumes in the picture and read the ”Playing” descriptions on the right. I’ve gotta get back to work. Please someone tell me this is real.

Final notes… ok, so how can I work when I’m not sure if Kokigami is true, so my co-worker and I did a little more research and found that everything I wrote today is the result of a collaboration between the clever and slightly crazy minds of Burton Silver and Heather Busch. Two of New Zealand’s finest no doubt.