My friend Robbie D. sent me this link & I’m not sure if I am down with this or not. I am still thinking it over. http://snowflakes07.com
So the bottom line is they want everyone to go out and paint street advertisements white on May 2nd, 2007. Sounds cool as a rebellion against the daily bombardment of crappy ads all over the streets but on the other hand, I love Tokyo and the Gibson-esque vision of the future where street ads are everywhere and everything possible is plastered with information overload. So I will have to think about this one for a bit more. I am super into sticking it to the big corporations and forcing them to spend hard cash to redo their ads, but I just think we could hit them a lot harder than that. For instance… What if we all called AT&T, Cingular, Verizon, Orange, BT and the worst of all Sprint and told them on January 1st 2008 we were all going to cancel our cellular phone service unless they did away with their barely legal “contracts”. What choice would they have? I mean for years they’ve gotten away with forcing customers to remain loyal due to hefty “early termination fees.” This is a ridiculous unprecedented policy and I find it way more offensive than street advertising. Imagine if you went to a restaurant and they said you could eat there for one dollar every night but you had to eat there every night for the next two years and furthermore that if you ate anywhere else they would then charge you one hundred dollars. I for one; would eat somewhere else and pay the full price gladly. So while I think about Snowflakes07, I will also plot and plan “The Great Cellular Boycott of 2008″.
I said I would post some pics of hot girls so here goes…
OK, well a hot woman. Shirley Chisholm was one of the hottest women ever! When I watch her speak or read her writing I am forced to wonder what happened to politicians like her? It’s so disheartening to turn on the TV or pick up a paper and see Condoleeza Rice where there used to be a Shirley Chisholm. Anyway, there are tons of sites out there so I won’t go into it here. Search for her on google and check out the documentary at:
http://chisholm72.net/
OK I know I was supposed to post hot girls kissing next but I will get to that eventually. This most certainly takes priority though. This morning while I was allegedly working, I got one of those chain mails with pictures of cute painted cats like so…
Well obviously (as a cat owner) I took this to be a hoax. So, I Googled it and found out it is in fact a hoax. You can read all about it here.
The authors of the book/hoax have a hilarious website where all kinds of people post their reactions to the painted cats. These poor people are so passionate albeit extremely misguided. You can view the site here. When I get emails that let me know I’ve just inherited thirty million dollars I always wonder how those poor con men ever find people to fall for that. Well, http://whypaintcats.com would be a great place to start. The authors also have a hilarious third book called Dancing with cats. The cover says it all. 
So these people who wrote these “non-primate art” books art just hilarious. Check them out at http://monpa.com their books have given the world at least 50 gigs of hilarious web content. I should send at least the link to “Dancing with Cats” to The Cat Dancer.
In any case all this hoax investigation led me to my all time favorite hoax ever. If it even is a hoax.
You might ask, “what’s this?” To which I would reply… “Why it’s an origami costume of a Squid for your penis of course.” ”No shit?” You would exclaim. I shit you not. I mean, if in fact Kokigami is not a hoax. In case your wondering I presume it’s pronounced “cock” not “coke”-i-gami. That’s right friends, like origami for one’s cock. The name is the main thing that makes me think it’s a hoax but the web page is freaking hilarious. You need to go to http://www.kokigami.com/presentation/playing.html & then hover over the different tiny dick costumes in the picture and read the ”Playing” descriptions on the right. I’ve gotta get back to work. Please someone tell me this is real.
Final notes… ok, so how can I work when I’m not sure if Kokigami is true, so my co-worker and I did a little more research and found that everything I wrote today is the result of a collaboration between the clever and slightly crazy minds of Burton Silver and Heather Busch. Two of New Zealand’s finest no doubt.
ok, so that first attempt didn’t work at all. I tried to post a “Hello Kitty”. If that’s not gay enough, the first picture I successfully posted on my blog…. Boys kissing. What the hell.
So there you go. I can now post pictures too. Wow, thank you so much for motivating me Nikki. You rock! So what everyone who reads this should do, if you like pictures of boys kissing, is go here and here
This makes me so fucking happy but also I feel a bit dated. I know we didn’t have Youtube when I was in Jr. High but… If you got caught kissing another guy, even if he was hot you just got your ass kicked. Don’t get me wrong, we had a few hot moments in the punk crew but nothing documented. It just gives me great hope for the future that guys are making out that young. I think it’s fantastic. Girls making out is cool too except if it’s that “girls gone wild” fake lesbian kissing. Real kissing is hot. I think a lot of the Emo Boy videos on you tube are people making fun of them. Yea, right whatever. It just makes me think why aren’t we teaching all our kids to kiss? This new movie 300 is about guys who fought together and slept together. I wonder if they will cover the sex part? The Battle of Thermopylae is a great example of what you can accomplish when sexuality is not an issue. OK that’s my rant. Tomorrow I will post something about hot girls.
Wow… This is Scary. I’ve never tried posting a pic before.
Ok so I looked at my web server stats for the first time and the number one page requested is the blog. Don’t ask me why. I wish I had the time to do a nice blog like Dennis Cooper’s. Here Every time I look at his blog I’m amazed at how organized and interesting it is. Another great one is William Gibson’s. Here This is a fucking cool blog too. I wish I didn’t have a crappy day job so I could learn more techy stuff and have a nice web page and blog. For now though I lurk in the background of these two amazing blogs and make plans to rip them off like crazy when I get the time.
So this weekend Lucia is going to NY to comfort a friend in need and I am going to try and fix my web page a little better and I might even get around to learning about my blog and how it works and how to let people comment and stuff. I’ll keep you updated.
The reason Lucia is going to NY is to visit her friend Marcia who’s husband just died. His name was Oliver Hirsch and you can read the obit here. He was really a remarkable guy. He’s featured in the documentary Sir No Sir! http://www.sirnosir.com/ which is about Vietnam War protestors within the armed forces. This film really shatters several myths about the Vietnam War and the soldiers serving in our armed forces at the time. He also worked in a mine and later at several museums and eventually opened his own business in NY doing museum quality framing. If you can, see the film. And Marcia is a beautiful girl from Brazil who gave me the best ceviche recipe ever.
I saw this show Saturday and it was amazing! That Selene Luna is a born star. The things that girl can do with a Banana! So this weekend is your last chance to catch this incredible show. Details here…
http://www.cavernclubtheater.com/
so five or six friends have gone in there looking to buy my book and it’s never in stock. after I plugged them on my website and in the book too…some thanks that is.